Wednesday, 2 October 2013

To My Dear Sony VAIO Laptop…



I hope you could see how sincerely sorry I am for cheating on you for I have been looking for a new companion now… You have been my loyal companion for over five years. You have suffered several blows and hits when you just stop working and your buttons seem to stuck. You have endured my curses when you freeze for what seems like ages. You throw me into a fit of frustration when you complete an half an hour task in 2 hours. When the document I type has all the “As” missing because later I find out that there is a grain of rice stuck underneath the ‘A’ key and so, all the time I have been hitting the key, it wasn’t responding. Now, when I have to correct it all over again, you surely stomach some more curses.

Whatever I eat or drink, I feed it to you too. Please don’t take me wrong, I just care for you. It hurts when you are so hungry and thirsty doing all the work for me while I am always chewing, sipping and munching on something. Well, now you have got a taste of everything. I know you love green tea because whenever I am sipping it, something always seems to happen and I drip it on you. And you go thirsty very soon! I have told you many times water is not good for you.

You have also served as a drum for my son. How can I forget that? When he watches a movie on you and a song plays, he bangs you to the tune of the song. But when something goes wrong and you throw him into a fit of frustration, he goes to the extremes and bites you. But remember how many times I have saved from those tragedies? And how many times I was just a bit too late?

Your CD player is full of dust. I can’t even dare to open it as I am allergic to dust.

Oh yes, and your battery is long dead. You just don’t work more than 5 minutes without a socket.

Coming to your appearance, you have grown old, my dear. You were silver when we first met. A shiny, silver-grey but now you have got blemishes and aging marks all over your body. You are no more a pretty sight to look at.


So you see, it’s clearly time that I move on. I hope you could see how much I am grieving right now for I know I am going to miss you… *sniff* *sniff*

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