Do Not Buy SLIMING Herb!!!

By saying NO, I mean IT!

Go to any big superstore and you will see this product everywhere. The storeowner will tell you “yes, it works”. See the reviews online and it is really the most popular weight loss product worldwide. But still, I say DON’T BUY IT! You will be doomed. After all, you don’t get bathrooms everywhere.

If you look at the box, there is a slim silhouette of a woman in a poppy field and the name “Sliming Herb” is written on it. See the bottom and it’s written German herb (Thai) & Co. and you would think a bunch of German guys manufactured it who probably didn’t know the correct spelling of Slimming and named it as Sliming. But you, knowing better, would probably spell it and pronounce it as Slimming. But that is your first mistake. Those German guys knew what they were doing. They realistically named it as SLIMING not Slimming. And that is what you will realize when you actually sip this tea and undergo the trauma that will follow.

See the back of the box and it says “FOR THE OVERWEIGHTED PERSON WHO DO NOT WANT TO CONTROL HIS DIET”. Well, that’s you, so you grab the box and since it’s so cheap, you go to the cash counter and buy it. That is your second mistake.

Then the third mistake is when you follow the instructions and bear the ordeal of the nauseous taste and smell of this tea. You are probably thinking, “it’s a weight loss product so obviously it will taste bad” OR “the bad taste is bearable as long as it helps me lose weight”. If you are new to the product and don’t have any idea how bad it will taste, let me illustrate. Take a bit of tree bark, dip it in water, stir it with your toe, and wait for three weeks. That’s the same taste. If you can bear it, well and good.

But your last mistake is when you leave your home after drinking the tea. Halfway down the road when you are stuck in a traffic jam, your stomach suddenly goes on fire. Amidst panicky tears, you hunt for adult diapers in your car hoping that maybe a miracle would happen. Not finding any, you scour your surroundings for any public bathroom. There are no bathrooms but you spot a kachra kundi at the end of the road where a pathan is already slouching. Although you have made fun of pathans throughout your life, at that panicky moment, you are ready to do anything that would cool down the fire. But you are stuck in a traffic jam with no space to park your car and join the pathan.  

So, crying in agony, you wonder one thing; IS THIS DEAL REALLY WORTH IT???